During a private "fly-in" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, a chartered pilot and fishermen left their cooler and bait in their airplane and a bear picked up its scent. This is what the bear did to the plane.
The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic. He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!
HUMOR ALERT: speculation and rumor has identified the pilot as Angus MacGyver - the popular American 1980's TV character.